fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

(via poizaynous)

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

(Source: loureeed, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

itsdrickibytch:

Iconic
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surprisebitch:

sums up the game

blxckfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

(via slutlake)

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(via slutlake)

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